Sunday, December 29, 2013

NHL Wheel Of Justice - A Fun Way To Determine Suspensions

A recent demonstration of NHL infractions suspensions has most of us believing that either Brendan Shanahan either is told how many games to suspend violating players by NHL management or he goes to a Wheel and spins it to determine how long of a suspension he'd mete out. So some industrious guy with a lot of time on his hands came up with this:

NHL Wheel Of Justice

After all deliberate intent doesn't mean a hill of beans in this league, regardless of contact or not. Edler gets 4 games for a phantom head-hit while a deliberate attempt by Joffrey Lupul to elbow Henrik Sedin who ducked out of the way doesn't warrant anything - the refs said "If no contact was made, then no penalty can be called." But au contraire, my dear blind zebra. Take a look at this video: (courtesy of Canuck friends from Legion of Blog TV)

Lupul impacts poor Nazem Kadri. I believe there was intent there. Should Lupul not be suspended for hitting Kadri? Intent to Injure Teammate?

With non-calls like this and the lack of an unsportsmanlike on Brad Marchand the day after, I would have to say the NHL Player Safety Commissioner is throwing darts blindfolded.

I figure this would have come out if Lupul had actually made contact with Henrik Sedin's head and ended up concussing him for the rest of the season.

Sounds about right.

Common Sense & Discretion Not Present - Milan Lucic Assaulted By Drunken Jack-Ass.

Most of you know that this is a Vancouver Canucks Fan-Blog and as such I write about things that concern the Vancouver Canucks but this is a slight against Vancouver fans because one drunken jackass took it too far after the 6-2 drubbing that the Canucks gave the visiting Boston Bruins.

In all the articles and crap about Milan Lucic being assaulted in a Vancouver bar that he and his Bruin buddies went to, there was no onus on Lucic have any common-sense about being in a Granville Street Bar after midnight. Anybody who has lived in Vancouver knows that Granville Street after midnight is not the place to be and if you are one of the misfortuned enough to be in the area after midnight, you keep your head down, make yourself as inconspicuous a target as possible and get the hell out of there. You don't go doing like Milan Lucic and start being a tough guy; no matter how much you are a tough guy or do that kind of physical play on the ice surface. I really don't give a crap if he pounded Mike Komisarek into the ice surface and made him take up roughly the same surface area as a Sham-wow. You retaliate in a jackass manner (by hollering back at the assailant) and you just make yourself a bigger target. In that regard there wasn't a drunken jackass and Milan Lucic in this video - there were two drunken jackasses with one making death threats. As for the "I'll fucking kill you." That's a verbal threat and is indictable under the Canadian Criminal Code. Of course the Crown has to determine whether the threat was serious or not, but considering that it came from a hockey player with a penchant for dropping the gloves on the ice and verbally abusing his girlfriend Boston Barstool Sports.com article on Lucic Verbal Altercation, the Vancouver cops might want to take a good look at the death-threat and verbally warn him that the behavior will not be tolerated.

Do I like him as a player? Not particularly and the hate for him as a Bruin does not translate into any dealings with him as a person. Frankly put, I don't know the guy (in answer to his "Do You Know Who I Am?" rant) and would care less about him if I ran into him on the street and that pretty much goes for most hockey players. Outside of the arena, they're normal citizens and should be held to the same standards as normal citizens. I don't feel that the guy who assaulted Lucic had any legitimate reason for doing so and should be arrested for assault and charged.

As far as his pissy "I'm gonna disown Vancouver", then his penitent retraction. I really don't give a flying shit about it anyway. Just remember that Vancouver remembers 2011 and there will be people who don't like Lucic. And he has to realize that common-sense should have prevailed and to not have put himself into a situation where there was the opportunity to be assaulted. In that regard, he is stupid. If he really wanted to he should have spent a quiet night in the hotel, sent out for food and then got on the plane and headed back to Boston.

I may not have been born in this city (I'm originally from Edmonton - moved to Vancouver in 1976 but have been a Canucks fan since 1970), but I am a Vancouverite more than I will ever be an Edmontonian (though it was the city of my birth). In 43 years of life, I've spent more time in British Columbia than I have in any other province in Canada. And when someone born in Vancouver slights "MY" adopted hometown as Milan Lucic has, I can pretty much tell him to "take yourself and go. Leave if you don't like this city. Set your roots in Boston if you feel that way. You put yourself into the situation that you did with the bar incident." Comparing what stupid idiots did to your church and to your parents doesn't compute with the situation that you put yourself into. What was done to your parents you can be indignant about, what you did to yourself in putting yourself in a situation that you could have easily avoided is just plain stupidity.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Oh, Yes... Someone Went There.

In Vancouver, there is an insane hate-on for Brad Marchand. He was the little s*** that speed-bagged Danny's (Sedin) head in the 2011 Stanley Cup finals and on top of that he low-bridged Sami Salo during the meetup in Boston in 2012 sending Salo out for a while injured; then he turtled behind his myopic manager Peter Chiarelli who said that Salo was charging him which was a crock of BS. There are epic amounts of hate for this little scumbag that I would say extends beyond any form of rational measure. I'd call him a rat but that would give actual rats a bad name because rats have some use - they pick up garbage.

But even with all this hate: someone actually went there saying the following:

Steve...Steve...Steve...either you drank too much thereby causing your memories of Brad Marchand to vanish into complete thin air or you're massively trolling us.

So I decided to do up a photo that would cause most Vancouver fans to blow up my e-mail with hate-mail if not throw up in absolute disgust. I know my PS Elements 8 did.

How could you go there? Steve?!!

I'd sooner have Tim Thomas in a Canucks uniform...then he and Luongo can actually take turns pumping each other's tires on the same team. Maybe the competition between the two goalies may help win a Stanley Cup.

As a long-time Vancouver fan (43 years+) I'd puke if I saw Brad Marchand in a Canucks uni.

Wait a sec...that is the pic, isn't it? Excuse me while I make a panicked dash to the washroom to throw up in the can!

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

NikeiD - Nike Training Shoes?

I've always been a Nike fan. And since the Canucks have used Nike as their training shoes, it's been very interesting to see just how Nike is taking care of its clientele. I bought my first Nikes in 1979 - my first pair being the "Internationalist" then my second pair being an orange/grey shoe called "Daybreak". Interesting that I can still remember it. Firstly I bought Nikes because my best friend at the time, Micky Doerksen bought them and hey, I wanted to get a pair of Nikes like him and at 9 years old, you like to be the same as your other friends. Now at the ripe old age of 43. I tend to do my own thing, but I still buy Nikes, but it is more about what I want in terms of the colors and whether or not I like the design of the shoe, rather than who's wearing it - but ultimately it has to fit right to my feet and that's why I've been so persistent in buying Nikes.

Ever since Nike came out recently with Nike ID. I've been playing around with an idea in my head as to how to fit my NHL team allegiances with the shoes I wear. I have a jersey (un-numbered, blank) and I've been looking to complement it with similar colored footwear. So I decided to play on NikeID and create something that would match my Vancouver Canucks jersey.

It didn't fit entirely. The green turned out more of a mint (Nike calls it Poison Green) green than the green the Canucks use, but hey. I'm not complaining. If Nike is willing to keep custom-making Nike shoes like this, I'll bite even though it's going to take $135.00+tax/shipping and handling out of my pocket.

So here is my iteration of a Canucks pair of Nikes.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

10 Minute Warning - Take Cover

It appears that Torts is starting to boil over a little. A rather protracted losing streak and the patience level with the up-down play of the Canucks is starting to wear a bit thin with John Tortorella. And as far as this fan is concerned, that's a good thing. I've seen Torts' pressers and it seems like he was taking Xanax on most of the press conferences. There were a few pithy comments, however the John Tortorella that we knew as a New York Rangers head coach has been pretty much non-existent here in Vancouver. But man, you can see his emotion on the bench and some of these animated .gifs certainly bring out the John Tortorella that we all remember...and had hoped to see. Motivation in hockey is a very dicey thing. Too far and you can poison the atmosphere in the dressing room, too little and you're thought of as a push-over.

John Tortorella was brought in for accountability - he expects you to give 110% each and every game, no taking any damned nights off and no vacations on the ice. When you lace up those skates, you'd better damned play like your life depends on it If it doesn't sink in fast - John Tortorella will a) bench your ass, b) ship your ass out to the minors - hope you get picked up on waivers or c) he'll petition to GM Mike Gillis to trade your lazy ass.

"What the F#@$!!!"

Torts reacting to a bone-headed play that wasn't called by the refs.

Torts 'making pleasantries' with the Edmonton (C)oilers coaching staff.

Tired of Edler's on-again-off-again play, Torts sits Edler down and kindly tells him that his services will no longer be needed for this game. "SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F@#$ UP!!! DON'T LIFT YOUR ASS FROM THAT BENCH!!!"

I'm sure this sign should be pasted on the wall of the locker room:

Watched Torts' post-game interview and he didn't look satisfied with the up-down play of the Canucks. He focused on the good points however in the interview but you know that he won't be satisfied until there's a big silver antique mug sitting up IN the Canucks Trophy Case in June at Roger's Arena. And frankly after 43+ years Vancouver fans are quite dissatisfied with no Stanley Cup.